Funny Tweets to Push Back Boredom With a Broom

Our lives aren't very exciting. We get a few wild escapades here and there, but for the most part a lot of the days are pretty similar. It's not every day that you get to see a guy walk onto the bus wearing ninety hats, then run down the aisle grabbing everyone's hat off their heads before running off the bus, then stop and wait for the next bus. But thanks to the internet, every day we can learn about someone having their weirdest day. Twitter can sometimes be a blender that liquifies misinformation into a nice thick smoothie of bad takes, but sometimes it's a person describing their recent experience of finding a family of raccoons living in their couch. And who doesn't want the details on that episode of "life on earth?" That plus a smattering of the most terrifically weird thoughts someone had that day, and you've got yourself a recipe for not being bored.

Here are more funny tweets to decimate that clawing boredom.

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